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Student elections will happen soon, so everyone running for a position has put up signs all over campus with no information other than their name and something unremarkable that rhymes with it. However, there is one advertisement on campus that caught my attention. There is someone with the last name of Owens running for a position and he has superimposed his picture over a picture of Terrell Owens, the greedy, contract-dismissing, star-disrespecting, antagonistic, self-absorbed, loudmouth of a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles.
You see, one time, several years ago at Texas Stadium when Terrell Owens played for the San Francisco 49ers, he scored a touchdown and then ran out to the middle of the field and spiked the ball on the Dallas Cowboys' star. Then, he tried to do it again before Cowboys safety George Teague tackled him. Now Owens plays for one of the Cowboys' most-hated rivals, the Philadelphia Eagles.
So, I don't know how this student thinks that likening himself to Terrell Owens is going to win him any votes in Dallas. His advertisement not only makes me not want to vote for him, it also makes me want to kick him in the groin and put him inside Texas Stadium when it is imploded.
